As we all know, the Presidential Election is in sway and the time of the new president is upon us. There are, I think, four that are running. Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders(*cheers*), Donald Trump and....Ted Cruz. I am a die-hard Sanders supporter, even though his chances of winning are slim to none. But, recently, I've been researching about Ted Cruz, for I do not favor Trump, and have come to the conclusion that...
Ted Cruz is The Zodiac Killer.
Who is The Zodiac Killer? The Zodiac Killer was a serial killer who operated in northern California in the late 1960's and early 1970's. The killer's identity remains unknown...until now. I mean, just look at the criminal sketch and Ted Cruz. They look exactly the same...
I mean sure they say that Ted Cruz was only a baby when the Zodiac struck California...but, birth records can be modified. Oh, but wouldn't he be old looking? Answer: Botox...plastic surgery, possible liposuction.
I know, I know...if he killed over 30 people, then why the heck would he want to run for president? Easy, it's the perfect diversion...the FBI would never check right under their noses. And, put yourself in the Zodiac's shoes: How sweet would it be to know that you committed all that crime and got away with it? Not just got away with it..the men out to hunt you down are your own personal body guards?
But, wait...Cruz's plans are failing. I'm not the only one that thinks the candidate is the Zodiac, but many others too. In fact, 41% of Florida residents think that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. This being said, Cruz just dropped out of the race...he was getting too known. (Either that or Trump bribed him.) But, yes...he dropped out of the race...Surely this is proof that there is a mass murderer in the White House?
But, then again...who knows?
Ted Cruz is The Zodiac Killer.
Who is The Zodiac Killer? The Zodiac Killer was a serial killer who operated in northern California in the late 1960's and early 1970's. The killer's identity remains unknown...until now. I mean, just look at the criminal sketch and Ted Cruz. They look exactly the same...
I mean sure they say that Ted Cruz was only a baby when the Zodiac struck California...but, birth records can be modified. Oh, but wouldn't he be old looking? Answer: Botox...plastic surgery, possible liposuction.
I know, I know...if he killed over 30 people, then why the heck would he want to run for president? Easy, it's the perfect diversion...the FBI would never check right under their noses. And, put yourself in the Zodiac's shoes: How sweet would it be to know that you committed all that crime and got away with it? Not just got away with it..the men out to hunt you down are your own personal body guards?
But, wait...Cruz's plans are failing. I'm not the only one that thinks the candidate is the Zodiac, but many others too. In fact, 41% of Florida residents think that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. This being said, Cruz just dropped out of the race...he was getting too known. (Either that or Trump bribed him.) But, yes...he dropped out of the race...Surely this is proof that there is a mass murderer in the White House?
But, then again...who knows?